Honeymoon Jokes

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.