What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"