Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.