Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni