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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What's the best fantasy book?

A Bible

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.