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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)