Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni