Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!