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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Macaroni Jokes More Macaroni Jokes

Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really?

Because then it'd just be macaroni

What was Confucius' favorite comfort food?

Macaroni and Qi.