Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker