Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday