Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.