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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow