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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!