Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.