Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.