Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?

Something from another universe -ity!