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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.