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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!