Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son