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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.