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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.