Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Freemason Jokes More Freemason Jokes

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.