Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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Helephino.

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Because it was in morning.

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Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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