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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did The Grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.