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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance