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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.