What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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A Giving Christmas Tree

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.