What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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Another pops up.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.