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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.