What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.