What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.