What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.