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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.