March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Previous Random Joke Next
American Jokes More American Jokes

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!