How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What famous American filmmaker lived in a safe?

Vault Disney

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Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!