How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.