How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.