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How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!