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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.