What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What do you have on?

The man says, "I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."

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What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!