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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

How do you milk sheep?

With iPhone accessories.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!