What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.