April Sale - 20% Off

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Previous Random Joke Next

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.