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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!