What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!