What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

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What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!