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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!