Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When your a mouse!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!