Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.