Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!