Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!