Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How do police know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.