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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!