Copper Nitrate.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because he took the stairs.
Because the g is silent
In case they run out of bullets.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
You're hired
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Glock coma
They gotta catch 'Jamal
A small medium at large.
Oman!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Impounding your mother
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
They both sang at the police.
You got the Wong guy.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
That's not my stile.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He wanted to work undercover.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
They had no leads.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
They never stop lighting up.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Escargot stolen.
They all have the same PR guy.
They suspected it of fowl play.
The police.
Rest in **police**.
The police made him bring it back again.
One protects all colors.
Because he's not a rat.
Copholders
It always had some sort of weed on it!
Because the police charge you.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
You bust a nut
The police held an inn-quest
A fair cop.
He's resisting a rest!
You are under arrest.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Sting operation, of course!
Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.
He ransomware.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
It was a brief chase...
Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
Because it was a(salt)ted.
It reads "Small medium at large."
They turn the stool upside down
He made his own restoraunt.
They're not infallible
Cloning.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
K
Ooga booga baby!
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Redditors.
A porcupine.
