Copper Nitrate.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because he took the stairs.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
A small medium at large.
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
They both sang at the police.
That's not my stile.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He wanted to work undercover.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
They had no leads.
Escargot stolen.
They suspected it of fowl play.
Rest in **police**.
The police made him bring it back again.
Because he's not a rat.
Copholders
Because the police charge you.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
The police held an inn-quest
A fair cop.
He's resisting a rest!
You are under arrest.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Sting operation, of course!
He ransomware.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
It was a brief chase...
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Because it was a(salt)ted.
Sleigher.
Because he had low ELFesteem
Shocking!
Pungent
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
The third degree.
Play the national anthem
Original) A Porcupine!
Sir" from a distance.
2 Na
So he can kick out at 2.
A police dog in disguise.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
