Copper Nitrate.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because he took the stairs.
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Glock coma
They gotta catch 'Jamal
A small medium at large.
Oman!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Impounding your mother
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
They both sang at the police.
That's not my stile.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
He wanted to work undercover.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
They had no leads.
They never stop lighting up.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Escargot stolen.
They suspected it of fowl play.
The police.
Rest in **police**.
The police made him bring it back again.
Because he's not a rat.
Copholders
Because the police charge you.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
You bust a nut
The police held an inn-quest
A fair cop.
He's resisting a rest!
You are under arrest.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
Sting operation, of course!
He ransomware.
Because he needed *arrest*!!!
It was a brief chase...
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Because it was a(salt)ted.
Michael LumberJackson
Guacamole.
A roamin' numeral.
Lettuce, pray.
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
A fair cop!
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Darn!
A subordinate Clause.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
