What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?

It wooden go

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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You bust a rime.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut