What happens when you turn a cashew in ...

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut