What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.