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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Cashew Jokes More Cashew Jokes

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut