Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin