Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation?

0mg

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*