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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.