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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!