Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games?

To be put out.

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin