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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"