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Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Where does a Russian bird sleep?

IN A COMMU-NEST

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.