Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.