Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin