Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin