Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin