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Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin