What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!