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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

Why aren't there any Republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.