What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.