What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What's a Jehovah's Witness's favorite band?

The Doors.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.