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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.