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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl