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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal