What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)