What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out.