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What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)