Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience