Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.