Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.