Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.