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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience