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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.