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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.