How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.