How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant?

Is it mine"?