How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!