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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience