How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh