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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!