Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

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Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.