Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you