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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena