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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.