Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41