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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards