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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."