Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Super Bait

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.