Why did X-Men's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

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Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!