What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Previous Random Joke Next

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.