What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.