What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.