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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!