What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!