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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!