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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!