What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.