What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.