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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

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Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!