Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo....

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!