Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.