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Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a racist baker exclaim?

White flour!

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.