Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!