Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.