Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

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What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk