Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.