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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

How do most bakers get their start in the industry?

They knead dough

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)