Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough.