What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore