What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.