What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore