He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
They both like a tight seal.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box
When the chips are down!
