Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!