Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How are UFO's related to hamburgers?

Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!