Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!