Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Because he said he loves miso.

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Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.