Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.