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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!