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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!