Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal?

A hamburger.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!