Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids