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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What is the biggest gender on Tumblr?

Whale-Kin

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What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine's embalming fluid.