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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.