Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues