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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

Why is Tumblr so odd?

Because they can't even.

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How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues