Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."