Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.