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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.