Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.