Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.