What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas