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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.