What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

The tiger lily!

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.