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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one