What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.