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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.