So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Weeding
It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!
Seizure salad
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
They hoe it.
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
Big holes in your garden
A paracetamole!
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Your fence.
By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage
Because it is full of vegetables.
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
The tiger lily!
Let us spray.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
Very big worm holes in your garden!
He grabs a hoe.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Chard remains.
Anything in your garden!
Chase it round the garden
It made him wed his plants!
A. They were really put out.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
The Garden of Eden
Take his spade away.
Seizure salad.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
A lawn moo-er.
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
A Krismas goose.
He said, "No man, clay chair."
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
Quit being nosey.
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.
You never know when she'll Let it Go.
Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car Take the reindeer out first
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....
Gas money
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
Because all of his hose had kinks.
