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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.