What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.