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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed