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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed