What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad