What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.