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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad