Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Dancefloor Jokes More Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Cardboard Box Jokes More Cardboard Box Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men