Epileptic Jokes

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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