Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything