Epileptic Jokes

A seizure salad.

Seizure salad

Throw in your washing.

Little Seizures.

A seizure salad!

A transformer.

With strobe lights.

Throw in your laundry.

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Britney Spears

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Throw in your laundry.

It is the language of Wales.

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Cause they work out.

They all fell off a truck.

Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

Love Card

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Where do epileptics get pizza?

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

How do epileptics greet people?

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

How do epileptics keep fit?

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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