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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.