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How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.