How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.