How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Who takes over when the Ultrasound man is on leave?

The Hip Replacement Guy.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.