Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.