Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.