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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles