Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.