Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What do astronauts get?

Missile toe

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.