Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)