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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

What do you call an Asian cow in space?

The Milky Wei.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Long Term Relationship Jokes More Long Term Relationship Jokes

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.