Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.