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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Grasp Jokes More Grasp Jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.