Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.