Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...