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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Grasp Jokes More Grasp Jokes

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...