Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.