Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

To understand what recursion is...

You must first understand what recursion is

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.