Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.