Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans