How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa