How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.