How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!