How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?