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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

Ey you.