How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy