Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish