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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave