Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him