Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.