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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him