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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.