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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out