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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.