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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.