When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef