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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth