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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

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What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...