When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.