When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!