When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!