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When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.