How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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What's math?

People who give 110%

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)