How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.