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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)