What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!