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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.