What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.