Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

Why do rabbits make good mathematicians?

Because they're constantly multiplying!

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.