Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!