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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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Why did the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder hankerchief!

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!