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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Why did the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder hankerchief!