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When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)