When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.