To see how long he slept for.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
He got a fool scholarship.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Because desperate times call for desperate measures....
He didn't have a ruler!