Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.