Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why was Jimmy so excited to go to Clown College?

He got a fool scholarship.

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience