Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Who is the king of stationery?

The ruler.

Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!