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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

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He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.