March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Previous Random Joke Next
Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Lice Jokes More Lice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.