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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Full course dinner

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother