Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Why are there scratches all over your face?

Jujitsu training" You can scratch in jujitsu "It's my cat's best move"

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother