Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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That sounded a lot better in my head

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother