Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer?

Ra'men.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.