Lice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!