Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid