Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

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How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Parasite Jokes More Parasite Jokes

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Forbid Jokes More Forbid Jokes

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau