The children always end up with lice in their hair.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Full course dinner
Wonton-amo Bay
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
He works it out with a pencil.
Start from scratch.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
J-Peg.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Denim denim denim.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan
Camping. Its in tents.
