Lice Jokes

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

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Gangsta Jokes More Gangsta Jokes

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What is "YEAH" in Japanese?

HAEY, obviously.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Vanilla Ice Jokes More Vanilla Ice Jokes

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

World Jokes More World Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.