What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

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Thanks Verstappen.

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Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.