What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

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On the end of monsters fingers.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.