What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Firetruck

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Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

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He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle