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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis