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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis