Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.