Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.