Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor Day.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.