Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What are you?

Broke.

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.